It is said “Grass never grows on busy streets”. An active mind needs a pristine interface for sharing idea generation and connections.  That is why in Yaffetopia all citizens must, at some point, become bald. Hair just gets in the way.     

As a “Dome Polisher” you will:  ask other citizens “Are you ready to remove all barriers between your mind and the greater world?  Are you ready to become one through baldness? If so, say SMORK.”  For those that respond with “SMORK” —  please stroke their beautiful noggins and/or appreciate their willingness to be polished.